Acolyte of Greed

A Mazebert TD card by Andy

For weeks, the Acolyte of Greed’s goblins have returned to his dungeon with encouraging news.

“Camelot is besieged,” says the Acolyte, repeating his lackeys’ latest report. “Metropolis is overrun with creeps. And the forest dwellers have left their homes unprotected. Now is the perrrrfect time to take what’s theirs …”

“But sir,” says one of the goblins, standing nearest the Acolyte, “won’t those people need their weapons and treasures and things? To fight the creeps?”

“Little goblin,” says the Acolyte, fingering the goblin’s chin in his ancient hand, “I do not care what those peasantssss need. I care only what they have. I care only that it is not miiiine yet.”

“That seems awfully shortsighted,” says another goblin. “What if, because you took those people’s things, the creeps kill them all? What if the creeps come for us after?”

“They wouldn’t dare!” screams the Acolyte. “No one has ever dared to attack me. No one has ever dared to take what’s mine.”

Having ordered them to pillage the land in his name, the Acolyte dismisses his goblins. The goblins, however, know exactly how dire this creep siege is proving. They know exactly how badly the citizenry need the weapons and resources they have - as well as any others they can acquire.

Which is why, as the goblins leave the Acolyte’s dungeon, they fill their rucksacks with as many of the Acolyte’s weapons and treasures as they can carry, with plans to dispense the items as they march. And with that, the goblins become the first to take what is the Acolyte’s.

Damage progression

Level	Base damage
1	19-23
2	24-30
3	29-35
4	33-41
5	38-46
6	42-52
7	47-57
8	51-63
9	56-68
10	61-75
11	66-80
12	70-86
13	75-91
14	79-97
15	84-102
16	88-108
17	93-113
18	98-120
19	103-125
20	107-131
21	112-136
22	116-142
23	121-147
24	125-153
25	130-158
26	134-164
27	139-171
28	144-176
29	148-182
30	153-187
31	157-193
32	162-198
33	166-204
34	171-209
35	176-216
36	181-221
37	185-227
38	190-232
39	194-238
40	199-243
41	203-249
42	208-254
43	213-261
44	218-266
45	222-272
46	227-277
47	231-283
48	236-288
49	240-294
50	245-299
51	249-305
52	255-311
53	259-317
54	264-322
55	268-328
56	273-333
57	277-339
58	282-344
59	286-350
60	292-356
61	296-362
62	301-367
63	305-373
64	310-378
65	314-384
66	319-389
67	323-395
68	328-402
69	333-407
70	337-413
71	342-418
72	346-424
73	351-429
74	355-435
75	360-440
76	364-446
77	370-452
78	374-458
79	379-463
80	383-469
81	388-474
82	392-480
83	397-485
84	401-491
85	407-497
86	411-503
87	416-508
88	420-514
89	425-519
90	429-525
91	434-530
92	438-536
93	444-542
94	448-548
95	453-553
96	457-559
97	462-564
98	466-570
99	471-575