Adventurer

A Mazebert TD card by TheMarine

From behind the cavern wall she’s studying, the Adventurer feels a chill wind blow. The wind clinches it; the Adventurer knows she’s found what she’s looking for.

“Bring that light over here!”

The Adventurer’s assistant steps forward, holding out his lantern. Excitedly, the Adventurer snatches the lantern from her assistant’s hand and hoists it high, illuminating ancient hieroglyphs carved into the cavern wall.

While she cannot read the hieroglyphs per se, the Adventurer’s studied enough early pictographs to understand the story these tell. A witch, a weakling, a potion. The potion consumed. The weakling transformed into a mass of muscle and courage.

Looking closer, the Adventurer notices that the strongman’s … augmented member is raised slightly from the wall. She knows what she must do. Averting her gaze (and repeating the word “Gross” over and over), the Adventurer depresses the stone schlong.

The cavern wall slides away, revealing a secret chamber beyond. Within the chamber, a clay urn sits atop a stone pedestal.

The Adventurer has found her treasure.

“There it is,” says the Adventurer, turning to her assistant. “That’s the potion we’ll use to win this war.”

Damage progression

Level	Base damage
1	10-18
2	12-22
3	14-26
4	16-30
5	19-35
6	21-39
7	23-43
8	25-47
9	27-51
10	30-56
11	32-60
12	34-64
13	36-68
14	38-72
15	41-77
16	43-81
17	45-85
18	48-88
19	50-92
20	52-98
21	55-101
22	57-105
23	59-109
24	61-113
25	64-118
26	66-122
27	68-126
28	70-130
29	72-134
30	75-139
31	77-143
32	79-147
33	81-151
34	83-155
35	86-160
36	88-164
37	90-168
38	92-172
39	94-176
40	97-181
41	99-185
42	101-189
43	104-192
44	106-196
45	108-202
46	111-205
47	113-209
48	115-213
49	117-217
50	120-222
51	122-226
52	124-230
53	126-234
54	128-238
55	131-243
56	133-247
57	135-251
58	137-255
59	139-259
60	142-264
61	144-268
62	146-272
63	148-276
64	150-280
65	153-285
66	155-289
67	157-293
68	160-296
69	162-300
70	164-306
71	167-309
72	169-313
73	171-317
74	173-321
75	176-326
76	178-330
77	180-334
78	182-338
79	184-342
80	187-347
81	189-351
82	191-355
83	193-359
84	195-363
85	198-368
86	200-372
87	202-376
88	204-380
89	206-384
90	209-389
91	211-393
92	213-397
93	216-400
94	218-404
95	220-410
96	223-413
97	225-417
98	227-421
99	229-425