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Balu the Bear

A Mazebert TD card by Andy

Balu the Bear
Item level: 64
Since version: 0.3
Obtainable: Regular card

Changelog

s10 (2013)
  • Added to the game

A goblin patrol has stumbled upon a gaggle of their fellows, lying dead in the woods. The patrol is just about to turn back and report their finding when one of the goblins spots something small, fluffy, and brown lying in the middle of the carnage.

“It …” cries the goblin. “It’s too cute!”

With more effort than he’d imagined, the goblin hoists Balu the Bear into the air. This teddy bear must be stuffed with lead, thinks the goblin, but Balu’s fur is soft and his eyes are kind. Overcome with guileless joy, the goblin pulls Balu to him, giving the stuffed animal a big bear hug.

“I’ll be your best friend ‘til the end!” says Balu, wrapped within the goblin’s arms. Then, Balu’s kind eyes narrow. “And the end is now.”

Balu returns the goblin’s hug with twenty times the force, crushing the goblin’s rib cage and his lungs. Startled and asphyxiating, the goblin drops Balu. The earth shakes as the inordinately heavy teddy bear strikes it, and the rest of the patrol staggers and falls to the ground. Before they can recover, Balu sets himself upon them.

His work done, a satisfied Balu lays down to rest again. He’s made many new friends since this siege began, and he’s looking forward to making many more.

Damage progression

Level Base damage
1 39-43
2 48-54
3 58-64
4 68-76
5 78-86
6 87-97
7 97-107
8 106-118
9 116-128
10 125-139
11 135-149
12 144-160
13 154-170
14 163-181
15 173-191
16 183-203
17 193-213
18 202-224
19 212-234
20 221-245
21 231-255
22 240-266
23 250-276
24 259-287
25 269-297
26 278-308
27 288-318
28 297-329
29 308-340
30 317-351
31 327-361
32 336-372
33 346-382
34 355-393
35 365-403
36 374-414
37 384-424
38 393-435
39 403-445
40 412-456
41 423-467
42 432-478
43 442-488
44 451-499
45 461-509
46 470-520
47 480-530
48 489-541
49 499-551
50 508-562
51 518-572
52 527-583
53 537-593
54 547-605
55 557-615
56 566-626
57 576-636
58 585-647
59 595-657
60 604-668
61 614-678
62 623-689
63 633-699
64 642-710
65 652-720
66 662-732
67 672-742
68 681-753
69 691-763
70 700-774
71 710-784
72 719-795
73 729-805
74 738-816
75 748-826
76 757-837
77 767-847
78 776-858
79 787-869
80 796-880
81 806-890
82 815-901
83 825-911
84 834-922
85 844-932
86 853-943
87 863-953
88 872-964
89 882-974
90 891-985
91 902-996
92 911-1,007
93 921-1,017
94 930-1,028
95 940-1,038
96 949-1,049
97 959-1,059
98 968-1,070
99 978-1,080