Electric Chair

A Mazebert TD card by Andy

Sieging a city is tiring work, and after days spent sacking and pillaging, even the hardiest creeps can burn out. Which is what has happened to the goblins Gnort and Gnarl.

“I just need a minute,” says Gnort, weary from smashing yet another coffee shop to pieces. (Gnort prides himself in the care he devotes to smashing coffee shops. Truly, he is a master of the form.) “A minute, and somewhere to sit and catch my breath.”

“There’s a chair in that building,” says Gnarl, pointing across the street to a shuttered curio shop. “It looks comfy. We could take turns sitting?”

“I’m first!” says Gnort, bounding across the street and through the curio shop’s previously-intact window. (As Gnort crashes through the window, Gnarl grumbles to himself. If Gnort is a master at smashing coffee shops, Gnarl is a master at smashing windows. He rates Gnort’s effort just a 6 out of 10.)

Gnort finds the chair and eyes its straps, its leather pads, and its curious headpiece. After a minute’s observation, he decides that he knows what this chair is.

“A massager!” yells Gnort, to ensure the approaching Gnarl can hear him. “Oh, that’s exciting. I have some kinks that need working out.”

“Well?” says Gnarl, impatiently. “I want to rest, too! Sit down already!”

Gnort sits, and Gnarl straps him into the chair and lowers the headpiece. After Gnort’s secured and comfy, Gnarl flips the “ON” switch located on the back of the Electric Chair.

Immediately, electric current overwhelms both goblins’ bodies - boiling their blood and stopping their hearts. And rather than receiving the minute of rest they’d hoped for, Gnort and Gnarl are now burnt out much further than before.

Damage progression

Level	Base damage
1	18-54
2	23-68
3	27-81
4	32-95
5	36-107
6	40-120
7	45-134
8	49-147
9	54-161
10	58-173
11	62-186
12	67-200
13	71-213
14	76-227
15	80-239
16	84-252
17	89-266
18	93-279
19	98-293
20	102-305
21	106-318
22	111-332
23	115-345
24	120-359
25	124-371
26	128-384
27	133-398
28	137-411
29	142-425
30	146-437
31	150-450
32	155-464
33	159-477
34	164-491
35	168-503
36	172-516
37	177-530
38	181-543
39	186-557
40	190-569
41	194-582
42	199-596
43	203-609
44	208-623
45	212-635
46	216-648
47	221-662
48	225-675
49	230-689
50	234-701
51	238-714
52	243-728
53	247-741
54	252-755
55	256-767
56	260-780
57	265-794
58	269-807
59	274-821
60	278-833
61	282-846
62	287-860
63	291-873
64	296-887
65	300-899
66	304-912
67	309-926
68	313-939
69	318-953
70	322-965
71	326-978
72	331-992
73	335-1,005
74	340-1,019
75	344-1,031
76	348-1,044
77	353-1,058
78	357-1,071
79	362-1,085
80	366-1,097
81	370-1,110
82	375-1,124
83	379-1,137
84	384-1,151
85	388-1,163
86	392-1,176
87	397-1,190
88	401-1,203
89	406-1,217
90	410-1,229
91	414-1,242
92	419-1,256
93	423-1,269
94	428-1,283
95	432-1,295
96	436-1,308
97	441-1,322
98	445-1,335
99	450-1,349