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Electric Chair

A Mazebert TD card by Andy

Electric Chair
Item level: 1
Since version: 0.1
Obtainable: Regular card

Changelog

s21 (2020)
  • Initial chains increased from 1 to 2.
  • Base damage increased by 20%.
s10 (2013)
  • Added to the game

Sieging a city is tiring work, and after days spent sacking and pillaging, even the hardiest creeps can burn out. Which is what has happened to the goblins Gnort and Gnarl.

“I just need a minute,” says Gnort, weary from smashing yet another coffee shop to pieces. (Gnort prides himself in the care he devotes to smashing coffee shops. Truly, he is a master of the form.) “A minute, and somewhere to sit and catch my breath.”

“There’s a chair in that building,” says Gnarl, pointing across the street to a shuttered curio shop. “It looks comfy. We could take turns sitting?”

“I’m first!” says Gnort, bounding across the street and through the curio shop’s previously-intact window. (As Gnort crashes through the window, Gnarl grumbles to himself. If Gnort is a master at smashing coffee shops, Gnarl is a master at smashing windows. He rates Gnort’s effort just a 6 out of 10.)

Gnort finds the chair and eyes its straps, its leather pads, and its curious headpiece. After a minute’s observation, he decides that he knows what this chair is.

“A massager!” yells Gnort, to ensure the approaching Gnarl can hear him. “Oh, that’s exciting. I have some kinks that need working out.”

“Well?” says Gnarl, impatiently. “I want to rest, too! Sit down already!”

Gnort sits, and Gnarl straps him into the chair and lowers the headpiece. After Gnort’s secured and comfy, Gnarl flips the “ON” switch located on the back of the Electric Chair.

Immediately, electric current overwhelms both goblins’ bodies - boiling their blood and stopping their hearts. And rather than receiving the minute of rest they’d hoped for, Gnort and Gnarl are now burnt out much further than before.

Damage progression

Level Base damage
1 18-54
2 23-68
3 27-81
4 32-95
5 36-107
6 40-120
7 45-134
8 49-147
9 54-161
10 58-173
11 62-186
12 67-200
13 71-213
14 76-227
15 80-239
16 84-252
17 89-266
18 93-279
19 98-293
20 102-305
21 106-318
22 111-332
23 115-345
24 120-359
25 124-371
26 128-384
27 133-398
28 137-411
29 142-425
30 146-437
31 150-450
32 155-464
33 159-477
34 164-491
35 168-503
36 172-516
37 177-530
38 181-543
39 186-557
40 190-569
41 194-582
42 199-596
43 203-609
44 208-623
45 212-635
46 216-648
47 221-662
48 225-675
49 230-689
50 234-701
51 238-714
52 243-728
53 247-741
54 252-755
55 256-767
56 260-780
57 265-794
58 269-807
59 274-821
60 278-833
61 282-846
62 287-860
63 291-873
64 296-887
65 300-899
66 304-912
67 309-926
68 313-939
69 318-953
70 322-965
71 326-978
72 331-992
73 335-1,005
74 340-1,019
75 344-1,031
76 348-1,044
77 353-1,058
78 357-1,071
79 362-1,085
80 366-1,097
81 370-1,110
82 375-1,124
83 379-1,137
84 384-1,151
85 388-1,163
86 392-1,176
87 397-1,190
88 401-1,203
89 406-1,217
90 410-1,229
91 414-1,242
92 419-1,256
93 423-1,269
94 428-1,283
95 432-1,295
96 436-1,308
97 441-1,322
98 445-1,335
99 450-1,349