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Holgar the Horrible

A Mazebert TD card by Holger Herbricht

Holgar the Horrible
Item level: 50
Since version: 0.3
Obtainable: Regular card

Changelog

s10 (2013)
  • Added to the game

Up to now, Holgar the Horrible’s been content to wait out this creep siege within his family’s wooden cabin.

“As a professional courtesy, you understand,” says Holgar to his wife, Brunhilda, as she brings him his morning breakfast: A bowl of leftover, lukewarm fish stew and a slice of rye bread. “After all, we pillagers have to stick together. I wouldn’t want these creeps to attack me if I was raiding their land.”

Brunhilda rolls her eyes and sets down Holgar’s breakfast. As soon as the stew hits the table, Holgar digs in.

“Sure,” says Brunhilda, returning to the kitchen. “You’ve chosen to stay here, safe and hidden, out of professional courtesy. Not because those creeps outnumber you 500 to 1. That sounds like you, Holgar. You’re always so courteous.”

“I am, aren’t I?” says Holgar. After downing three slurps of stew, the Viking reaches for his beer stein - and is surprised when his hand passes through empty air.

“Brunhilda!” shouts Holgar, somehow managing to push his wife’s name out through the bits of stew stuck in his throat. “Where’s my morning beer?!”

“Didn’t I tell you?” shouts Brunhilda in return. “We’re out of beer! You drank the last of it yesterday!”

“Out of beer?” says Holgar. “OUT OF BEER?!”

Moving faster than thought, Holgar rises from his chair, grabs his twin battle axes from their place beside his door, and bursts into the countryside. As she hears creeps start screaming, Brunhilda smiles.

“Really,” says Brunhilda, “I should have told him we were out of beer weeks ago.”

Damage progression

Level Base damage
1 29-41
2 37-51
3 44-60
4 51-71
5 58-80
6 66-90
7 72-100
8 80-110
9 87-121
10 94-130
11 102-140
12 108-150
13 116-160
14 123-169
15 130-180
16 137-189
17 144-200
18 151-209
19 159-219
20 166-230
21 173-239
22 181-249
23 187-259
24 195-269
25 202-278
26 209-289
27 216-298
28 223-309
29 230-318
30 238-328
31 244-338
32 252-348
33 260-358
34 266-368
35 274-378
36 281-387
37 288-398
38 295-407
39 302-418
40 309-427
41 317-437
42 323-447
43 331-457
44 339-467
45 345-477
46 353-487
47 360-496
48 367-507
49 374-516
50 381-527
51 388-536
52 396-546
53 402-556
54 410-566
55 417-577
56 424-586
57 432-596
58 438-606
59 446-616
60 453-625
61 460-636
62 467-645
63 475-655
64 481-665
65 489-675
66 496-686
67 503-695
68 511-705
69 517-715
70 525-725
71 532-734
72 539-745
73 546-754
74 554-764
75 560-774
76 568-784
77 575-795
78 582-804
79 590-814
80 596-824
81 604-834
82 611-843
83 618-854
84 625-863
85 633-873
86 639-883
87 647-893
88 654-904
89 661-913
90 669-923
91 675-933
92 683-943
93 690-952
94 697-963
95 704-972
96 711-983
97 718-992
98 726-1,002
99 732-1,012