Huli the Monkey

A Mazebert TD card by Ulrich Herbricht

In Nature’s jungles, there is just one law: Do not mess with Huli the Monkey. Especially not in front of his ladies.

“Dear dead gods, he’s on my head!” screams Jarad the giant. Huli has scrambled atop Jarad’s forehead and begun beating it like a pair of bongos. “The damn crazy monkey’s on my head! Jerome, get him off me!”

Jarad’s partner, Jerome, takes aim and swings his massive, wooden club at Huli. Or rather, he swings his club at where Huli had been. Because Huli has already dodged Jerome’s strike, and latched himself to the giant’s club. In the trees encircling the action, Huli’s female admirers hoot and swoon.

Urged on by the cheers of his chimp co-eds, Huli runs up Jerome’s club and then the giant’s arm, grabbing a pair of bananas with his tail along the way. Before Jerome can swat him away, Huli dives across the giant’s body, hurling the bananas in Jerome’s eyes as he falls.

Banana-blinded, Jerome accidentally beans Jarad with his club a couple more times before stumbling into a tree himself. Both giants are down for the count, and Huli is resting safely in his fan club’s arm. Which is just another day, for the King of the Jungle.

Damage progression

Level	Base damage
1	12-14
2	14-18
3	18-22
4	21-25
5	23-29
6	26-32
7	29-35
8	31-39
9	34-42
10	37-45
11	40-48
12	42-52
13	45-55
14	48-58
15	51-63
16	54-66
17	57-69
18	59-73
19	62-76
20	65-79
21	67-83
22	70-86
23	73-89
24	76-92
25	78-96
26	81-99
27	85-103
28	87-107
29	90-110
30	93-113
31	95-117
32	98-120
33	101-123
34	103-127
35	106-130
36	109-133
37	112-136
38	115-141
39	118-144
40	121-147
41	123-151
42	126-154
43	129-157
44	131-161
45	134-164
46	137-167
47	139-171
48	142-174
49	145-177
50	148-182
51	151-185
52	154-188
53	157-191
54	159-195
55	162-198
56	165-201
57	167-205
58	170-208
59	173-211
60	175-215
61	178-218
62	182-222
63	184-226
64	187-229
65	190-232
66	193-235
67	195-239
68	198-242
69	201-245
70	203-249
71	206-252
72	209-255
73	212-260
74	215-263
75	218-266
76	220-270
77	223-273
78	226-276
79	229-279
80	231-283
81	234-286
82	237-289
83	239-293
84	242-296
85	246-300
86	248-304
87	251-307
88	254-310
89	256-314
90	259-317
91	262-320
92	265-323
93	267-327
94	270-330
95	273-333
96	275-337
97	279-341
98	282-344
99	284-348