Irish Pub

A Mazebert TD card by Andy

Despite being abused by creeps and looters, the clock hanging upon the Irish Pub’s back wall still works. Currently, it reads 11:59. As the clock’s seconds hand ticks away the time ‘til midnight, the Irish Pub’s owner climbs atop his weathered wooden bar and raises his glass. His patrons, who have filled the bar to bursting, raise theirs as well.

Because nothing, not even a siege, can stop the Irish Pub’s patrons from celebrating their favorite holiday.

“3!” shouts the barkeep. “2 … 1 … Happy St. Paddy’s Day!”

The barkeep downs his green Guinesses in one hard go. His patrons do the same, cheering as they finish. The four-man band in the corner begins playing Irish tunes, and the patrons clap and dance and every single one of them sings along. Even those who do not know the words.

Outside the Irish Pub, the siege of Metropolis continues. But the St. Paddy’s Day partiers can no longer hear the battle, over the sound of their revelry.

Damage progression

Level	Base damage
1	14-34
2	18-42
3	21-49
4	25-57
5	28-66
6	32-74
7	35-81
8	38-90
9	42-98
10	46-106
11	49-113
12	52-122
13	56-130
14	59-137
15	62-146
16	66-154
17	70-162
18	73-169
19	76-178
20	80-186
21	83-195
22	86-202
23	90-210
24	94-218
25	97-227
26	100-234
27	104-242
28	107-251
29	111-259
30	114-266
31	118-274
32	121-283
33	124-290
34	128-298
35	131-307
36	135-315
37	138-322
38	142-330
39	145-339
40	149-347
41	152-354
42	155-363
43	159-371
44	163-379
45	166-386
46	169-395
47	173-403
48	176-410
49	179-419
50	183-427
51	187-435
52	190-442
53	193-451
54	197-459
55	200-468
56	203-475
57	207-483
58	211-491
59	214-500
60	217-507
61	221-515
62	224-524
63	227-531
64	231-539
65	235-547
66	238-556
67	241-563
68	245-571
69	248-580
70	252-588
71	255-595
72	259-603
73	262-612
74	266-620
75	269-627
76	272-636
77	276-644
78	279-651
79	283-659
80	286-668
81	290-676
82	293-683
83	296-692
84	300-700
85	304-708
86	307-715
87	310-724
88	314-732
89	317-741
90	320-748
91	324-756
92	328-764
93	331-773
94	334-780
95	338-788
96	341-797
97	344-804
98	348-812
99	352-820