Knusperhexe

A Mazebert TD card by Karo

A group of goblins has taken the Knusperhexe up on the all-too-enticing offer placed outside her candy cottage - a sign reading “Free Sweets for Siegers.” The goblins marched far and long today. They finished their rations hours ago. So their stomachs are set to accept whatever candies, cookies, or other desserts the Knusperhexe has to offer.

“Here we are, dearies! Eat up, eat up,” says the Knusperhexe, placing a pair of sugar-crusted fruit pies on the table in front of the goblins. Unable to help themselves, the goblins grab at the pies and stuff their mouths. Unable to help herself, the Knusperhexe smiles.

“You’ll be ruling this land soon,” says the Knusperhexe, her voice drawn and scratchy yet still comforting. “Then, you’ll need all the energy you can get. So eat up, eat up, eat it all, my dearies. I have more where that came from.”

And indeed, the Knusperhexe does have more. She has chocolate butterscotch cookies. She has jelly beans. She has gingerbread men and sticky buns and chewy peppermints. The goblins fill themselves to bursting and then, their stomachs and spirits swollen, they pass out beside the Knusperhexe’s fire.

Which is convenient, as it saves the Knusperhexe the trouble of carrying them there.

“Oh no, my dearies,” says the Knusperhexe, softly. Carefully, she steps among the sleeping goblins, sizing up each one. “It seems you’ve eaten all my food. But that’s okay. Don’t worry. I’m sure I can make do with whatever I find lying around.”

Damage progression

Level	Base damage
1	6-26
2	8-32
3	10-38
4	11-45
5	13-51
6	14-58
7	16-62
8	17-69
9	19-75
10	20-82
11	22-88
12	24-94
13	25-99
14	26-106
15	28-112
16	30-118
17	31-125
18	33-131
19	34-136
20	36-142
21	37-149
22	39-155
23	40-162
24	42-168
25	44-174
26	45-179
27	46-186
28	48-192
29	50-198
30	51-205
31	53-211
32	54-216
33	56-222
34	57-229
35	59-235
36	60-242
37	62-248
38	63-253
39	65-259
40	66-266
41	68-272
42	70-278
43	71-285
44	72-290
45	74-296
46	76-302
47	77-309
48	79-315
49	80-322
50	82-328
51	83-333
52	85-339
53	86-346
54	88-352
55	90-358
56	91-365
57	92-370
58	94-376
59	96-382
60	97-389
61	99-395
62	100-402
63	102-406
64	103-413
65	105-419
66	106-426
67	108-432
68	110-438
69	111-443
70	112-450
71	114-456
72	116-462
73	117-469
74	119-475
75	120-482
76	122-486
77	123-493
78	125-499
79	126-506
80	128-512
81	130-518
82	131-523
83	132-530
84	134-536
85	136-542
86	137-549
87	139-555
88	140-560
89	142-566
90	143-573
91	145-579
92	146-586
93	148-592
94	149-597
95	151-603
96	152-610
97	154-616
98	156-622
99	157-629