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Miss Jilly

A Mazebert TD card by Jil Dorn

Miss Jilly
Item level: 1
Since version: 0.9
Obtainable: Regular card

Changelog

s10 (2014)
  • Added to the game

Is Miss Jilly a real mummy, or just an exceptionally committed cosplayer? Jilly’s stench, snarls, and stumbles suggest she’s authentic, but one has to question whether an actual mummy would obsess over toilet paper like Miss Jilly does.

Indeed, Jilly’s stockpile of two- and three-ply toilet tissue borders on the absurd, and it can be explained in only one of two ways. Either Miss Jilly is an ancient mummy who has (understandably, given our populace’s mad desire for it) mistaken toilet paper for our world’s treasure, or she’s a rather peculiar hoarder.

Many brave souls have attempted to ask Miss Jilly which of these theories is true. Unfortunately, none have survived their confrontations with her. Instead, Jilly returned them to the world bound and suffocated by her favorite tissue - transformed into a mirror image of herself.

If Miss Jilly is a mummy, perhaps that’s her true desire. Not just to gather toilet paper, but to somehow make sense of her strange situation, and of a world that has left her behind.

Damage progression

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3 12-14
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23 49-59
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99 187-229