Miss Jilly

A Mazebert TD card by Jil Dorn

Is Miss Jilly a real mummy, or just an exceptionally committed cosplayer? Jilly’s stench, snarls, and stumbles suggest she’s authentic, but one has to question whether an actual mummy would obsess over toilet paper like Miss Jilly does.

Indeed, Jilly’s stockpile of two- and three-ply toilet tissue borders on the absurd, and it can be explained in only one of two ways. Either Miss Jilly is an ancient mummy who has (understandably, given our populace’s mad desire for it) mistaken toilet paper for our world’s treasure, or she’s a rather peculiar hoarder.

Many brave souls have attempted to ask Miss Jilly which of these theories is true. Unfortunately, none have survived their confrontations with her. Instead, Jilly returned them to the world bound and suffocated by her favorite tissue - transformed into a mirror image of herself.

If Miss Jilly is a mummy, perhaps that’s her true desire. Not just to gather toilet paper, but to somehow make sense of her strange situation, and of a world that has left her behind.

Damage progression

Level	Base damage
1	8-10
2	10-12
3	12-14
4	13-17
5	15-19
6	17-21
7	19-23
8	21-25
9	22-28
10	24-30
11	26-32
12	28-34
13	30-36
14	31-39
15	33-41
16	36-44
17	38-46
18	40-48
19	41-51
20	43-53
21	45-55
22	47-57
23	49-59
24	50-62
25	52-64
26	54-66
27	56-68
28	58-70
29	59-73
30	61-75
31	63-77
32	65-79
33	67-81
34	68-84
35	70-86
36	72-88
37	74-90
38	76-92
39	77-95
40	79-97
41	81-99
42	83-101
43	85-103
44	86-106
45	88-108
46	90-110
47	92-112
48	94-114
49	95-117
50	97-119
51	99-121
52	101-123
53	103-125
54	105-129
55	107-131
56	109-133
57	111-135
58	112-138
59	114-140
60	116-142
61	118-144
62	120-146
63	121-149
64	123-151
65	125-153
66	127-155
67	129-157
68	130-160
69	132-162
70	134-164
71	136-166
72	138-168
73	139-171
74	141-173
75	143-175
76	145-177
77	147-179
78	148-182
79	150-184
80	152-186
81	154-188
82	156-190
83	157-193
84	159-195
85	161-197
86	163-199
87	165-201
88	166-204
89	168-206
90	170-208
91	173-211
92	175-213
93	176-216
94	178-218
95	180-220
96	182-222
97	184-224
98	185-227
99	187-229