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Mr. Iron

A Mazebert TD card by Rafael Flaig

Mr. Iron
Item level: 67
Since version: 0.9
Obtainable: Regular card

Changelog

s21 (2020)
  • Dark Forge items cannot steal more experience than gained.
  • In particular, Mr. Iron cannot loose experience through dark items anymore.
s13 (2019)
  • Rarity changed from rare to unique.
s10 (2014)
  • Added to the game

In the skies above Metropolis, Mr. Iron is outmatched. He is surrounded, and his armor has been savaged by entirely too many dragons. At his feet, the Plated Paladin’s thrusters stutter.

Reserve power is at 3%,” says J.E.E.V.E.S., Mr. Iron’s onboard A.I. The percentage flashes critically on Mr. Iron’s heads-up display. “Sir, you really ought to retreat. I, personally, would like to survive this day.

“You’re backed up on the mansion’s servers,” says Mr. Iron. He fires a pair of repulsor blasts into the throng of dragons; the blasts have no effect. “I’m the only one of us who’s going to die today.”

I would prefer that you survived as well,” says J.E.E.V.E.S.

“Me too,” says Mr. Iron. “So how do we make that happen?”

Thinking,” says J.E.E.V.E.S.

In the seconds J.E.E.V.E.S. spends thinking, Mr. Iron dodges three dragons’ attempts to eat and/or maul him. One of the dragons rips away a piece of Mr. Iron’s chest plate. His armor’s power level falls to 2%.

After reviewing the contents of your armory,” says J.E.E.V.E.S., “and modeling its efficacy against the dragons, I can suggest only this: That we try everything.

“Alright,” says Mr. Iron. “Then let’s try everything.”

In the workshop below his mansion, every piece of armor Mr. Iron has ever built activates at once. Rocket-powered roller skates, giga-buster gauntlets, underwater breathing apparatuses, anti-magic shields, and more combine to form wild variants of Mr. Iron armor. Each new suit then takes to the sky, summoned to save its master.

“Okay,” says Mr. Iron, shedding his current armor and falling into the first new suit to arrive. “They brought an army. And now, we’ve brought an army.”

Yes,” says J.E.E.V.E.S. “New suit power is at 100%. You have access to nanolasers, freeze rays, infrared imaging, and sonic scramblers. I am autonomously operating thirty additional suits of armor.

“Perfect,” says Mr. Iron. “Now, let’s show these creeps what I’m made of.”

Damage progression

Level Base damage
1 4-11
2 5-14
3 6-17
4 6-18
5 7-21
6 8-23
7 9-26
8 10-29
9 10-30
10 11-33
11 12-35
12 13-38
13 14-41
14 14-42
15 15-45
16 16-47
17 17-50
18 18-53
19 18-54
20 19-57
21 20-59
22 21-62
23 22-65
24 22-66
25 23-69
26 24-71
27 25-74
28 26-77
29 26-78
30 27-81
31 28-83
32 29-86
33 30-89
34 30-90
35 31-93
36 32-95
37 33-98
38 34-101
39 34-102
40 35-105
41 36-107
42 37-110
43 38-113
44 38-114
45 39-117
46 40-119
47 41-122
48 42-125
49 42-126
50 43-129
51 44-131
52 45-134
53 46-137
54 46-138
55 47-141
56 48-143
57 49-146
58 50-149
59 50-150
60 51-153
61 52-155
62 53-158
63 54-161
64 54-162
65 55-165
66 56-167
67 57-170
68 58-173
69 58-174
70 59-177
71 60-179
72 61-182
73 62-185
74 62-186
75 63-189
76 64-191
77 65-194
78 66-197
79 66-198
80 67-201
81 68-203
82 69-206
83 70-209
84 70-210
85 71-213
86 72-215
87 73-218
88 74-221
89 74-222
90 75-225
91 76-227
92 77-230
93 78-233
94 78-234
95 79-237
96 80-239
97 81-242
98 82-245
99 82-246